katyazamo:

me out loud:

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me to myself:

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markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

w3k:

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kitfisto:

im gonna make a mood ring with just 2 moods, mood and big mood

zkac:

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

kidzbopdeathgrips:

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

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gapple fcrumble………

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

damnedmorpheus:

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Happy new year from baby :3

deepspacepirate:

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

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